All right Beemer Dude, every day, I see your car parked askew in the parking lot. Apparently, you are intelligent enough to go out and make enough money to buy this nice car, however you are not bright enough to park it properly.
Each day, I pull in the parking lot and see that car. It irks me. I think of ways to make you pay every time I see your car there.
Yes, I'm the one. I'm the one who has put notes on your car and wrote "idiot" in the snow on your windshield.
I'm watching you.